The best place to party in Singapore - KTVs

If you are visiting Singapore, the best place to party is at a KTV. Before we go further, I must clarify that KTV in Singapore is not equal to a Karaoke place. The latter is a place where families and friends go to sing, while the former, is a place that guys go to party.

How Singapore KTVs work is that you and your friends will be given a room equipped with a good karaoke system. Once you are seated and have ordered your drinks, the “mummy” will come and ask you the type of companion you prefer. Your request can be based on nationality, height, length of hair, bust size and even if she is “willing to play”. Generally, KTV girls from Vietnam are “wilder” while those from PRC are better conversationalists.

If you are an “ang moh” or westerner, you should ask the mummy for a companion that can speak English. Do however be forewarned that the choice will be limited. On the positive side, learning a new language from a sweet young thing is not too bad an experience and you will probably be too busy to notice the language barrier.

With your preference in mind, the “mummy” will bring in a line-up of ladies for you to choose. If you see someone you like, you can then ask her to join you. If you don’t, just tell the mummy that you would like to see more. The process will then repeat itself until you have found a companion you like.
Once you have selected your KTV girl, you will be presented with 2 options. In the first, the KTV will not be “exclusive” to you for the evening and she will move from room to room. In this option, she will generally stay with you for 20 mins before moving to the next room. If it is a slow night, and  she only works 2 rooms, she will be back in about 20 mins. If however, it is a busy night and she has more than 2 rooms, the downtime can be longer. What some guys do is to select 2 or 3 girls so that there is no downtime. The second option available to you, is to “book” the KTV girl. Under this option, she will stay with you throughout the night. There is no better option. It all depends on whether you want variety, or if you prefer a deeper connection.

Extra/ Special Services

If you are looking for extra or special services, this will be entirely between you and the companion. Depending on the KTV girl and the KTV’s in-house policies, the extras may be performed in the KTV room or at a hotel nearby. When in doubt, ask your KTV girl. She will be more than happy to explain the “rules” to you.

As a married middle-aged Singaporean man, I find Singapore KTVs the best place to party. Pubs and clubs are fun, but depending on your luck (skill and looks), you may spend a bomb on drinks but end the evening with nothing. On the other hand, spending the same amount of money at the KTV you will be guaranteed to reach 2^nd base. And if you click with your KTV girl and are willing to pay the price, you will get all the way to home base.